marthemacabre:

heithel:

fannibleh:

uobyugit:

not my family bitch

why am i crying

“Stay away of my territory”

THERE’S THE BANANA GUY

marthemacabre:

reckless-emotions:

gaylucifer:

Sometimes I forget that people on the Internet are actually real people. Like the guy scanning your bananas at Walmart could be the guy who sends you anon hate.

damn you banana man

WHERE’s the banana guy?….

catsbeaversandducks:

8 Deadly Catsins

Illustrations by ©Marija Tiurina - Via Bored Panda

eeriie:

The Enigma of Amigara Fault is a creepy comic by Junji Ito. When many man shaped holes suddenly appear on the sides of a mountain, it causes thousands of people from all over the world to gather, then things get very twisted.

Read the full comic here. Be sure to read from right to left, instead of left to right.

cloudplusone:

dylandigits:

comfemgem:

The mainstream will embrace non-binary genders when it figures out how to profit from them.

"Which gender are YOU? Do gender YOUR way… at JC Penney!"

brittsfunhouse:

Well damn, guess that explains why the paycheck is shit.

kingshezza:

finding fanfiction i haven’t read yet

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veggielezzyfemmie:

heyfunniest:

Someone took a candid photo of a fight in Ukranian Parliament that is as well-composed as the best renaissance art.

I can’t stop looking at it…? Such a nice composition… 

sourcedumal:

dynastylnoire:

oldnerdybasterd:

T’Challa the Black Panther

cosplayer Sean Shaw

Saturday May 31, 2014 Long Beach Comic Expo

Long Beach California

everyone go home. it’s over. he wins everything

Yes. Look at God…

got6:

*boy calls me hot* um what the fuck?

*girl calls me hot* u are an angel thank u i love u so much!!!!!!!

iamagreenturtle:

mrprincesshorse:

therainbowgorilla:

alexianfireflies:

therainbowgorilla:

nextstepcake:

"Ace Hardware: No screwing, just lots of screws."

"Ace Hardware: Nail your roof, not your partner."

"Ace Hardware: For when it really is just a hammer in your pocket"

One of my friends wanted to see a photomanip of the ace hardware logo in ace flag colors, and then I thought of these terrible puns, so here you go.

At first I wasn’t going to reblog this but then I saw it again and just started laughing

my two favorite things: asexuality, and puns

and those puns are literally the best

I NEED more asexual puns

those are indeed the best

"Ace Hardware: Lube for your motor, not your junk"

"Ace Hardware: Erecting buildings, not your penis"

"Ace Hardware: Where nuts aren’t genetalia"

"Ace Hardware: The hammer is not our penis. Its just a hammer."

"Ace Hardware: Where muff, is short for muffler"

"Ace Hardware: Yes that is a hammer, but we’re still happy to see you."

"Ace Hardware: You can get Off in our repellent aisle